Friday, May 1, 2009

Handicapped? No, not likely.

We all see it, anytime we go to Wal-Mart or Target or the mall. We all see someone in the prime of health pull into a handicap parking spot and discretely hang a handicap placard on their mirror after it was tucked away in the glove box. Why was it tucked away in the glove box? Because that selfish fool has no disabilities and is likely using a family member's or should have never received their own in the first place.

What gives this away in almost every case? Well, most of these victims with debilitating 'back injuries' or 'morbid obesity' quite often climb down out of a Lincoln Navigator or Cadillac Escalade with 24" rims, tinted windows and a sound system that rattles like a granny bike. Then they (usually either a black guy wearing a night gown as a t-shirt and shorts that look like pants, a wannabe pimp, or a young white brothel-attired floozy) so elegantly stride into the store like no other disabled person. I bet most disabled people wish they had handicaps like those morons!

Is it that hard to walk through the parking lot for one whole minute and get some much needed exercise? Does it make you feel like you're somebody, like you have front row parking because you're special and everyone else should think you're special? Or do you do it to to draw attention to your vehicle? Let me assure you, any Average Joe nowadays can afford a 2003 Escalade or 1999 Navigator.
In any above case, you look like a dumb ass. Maybe, just maybe, if you had a Bentley like A. L. Jinwright (featured below) you could get away with it. Well, no.... scratch that. You're still just screaming for attention. We know you're not a hip-hop artist or bank CEO if you're shopping at Wal-Mart or Target... but you could easily be a Street Pharmaceutical Sales Rep...

I am definitely for the proposed laws that will force handicapped parkers to use placards with their FACE, NAME, and AGE clearly visible. Many cities and states already do so. We need to get on the ball where I live!

Lesson: There are people with true disabilities (that actually deserve things) that should be allowed to plow right through your vehicle for that parking spot.

.you are a plague.

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